Ok, so it wasn't "Raiders of the lost ark", nor the "Temple of Doom", not even "The last crusaider" which - I admit - I barely remember. "Crystal Skull" featured no cool lasso tricks, no cool gun tricks, no goofy jokes. Not a single eye floating in the soup, either. The crystal skulls looked mega cool, though I kept expecting one of them to crack open as a bow towards the monkey brain feast.
Still, it's a movie worth watching, in a seven-out-of-ten sort of way. Particularly in a Gold Class cinema with people serving you butter chicken and Earl Grey tea.