The Amazon Breakout Novel contest fever has broken past Ridiculous on the RealityCheckOmeter and is now registering PlainSilly. The constant debates as to who the lucky finalists will be. The review swaps. The nagging of your nearests and dearests (who are rapidly becoming not so near, while you're becoming even less dear) to comment and console and keep track.
I am anything but immune. So here is a desperate plea to those of you who haven't yet: please check out Substitute Wives, a semi finalist in http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001200CFK and make your voice count.